The internet is a weird place.
In case you've missed it—probably for your own good—there's this new "dance craze" that's been taking over the internet in the past few weeks, and we're not really sure why.
The "One Corner" dance, which initially started in Ghana, has celebrities and other folks who must just be outright bored, posting videos of themselves basically just humping whatever corner they can find to various songs.
We're not making this madness up, unfortunately.
The trend has now reached Nigeria. Mega-producer Don Jazzy posted a video on Instagram earlier of his team flocking to various areas of a studio to caress it's corners with their pelvises.
Really wish we were making this up.
Why is this even a thing? Are there not enough problems in the world to keep us occupied? Why are people willingly violating inanimate objects for fun? Nothing makes sense.
We're lost. Maybe someone can explain this to us? Here are more examples:
The 'One Corner' dance is taking over. Ghana vibes 'be banging'... pic.twitter.com/DKPTMSCPnn
— Pulse Nigeria (@PulseNigeria247) September 25, 2017
— whoISu (@erijomena) September 28, 2017
— Jadonshatter (@JADONMONEY) September 28, 2017
Nahhhhh Ghanaian dance crazes are unrivalled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ONE CORNER 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/pryCDECg80
— Suave Sanchez (@selectasuave) September 19, 2017
My People🇬🇭 and Gyimii😂😂
So this is the new Dance in Ghana.
— Mensha (@Mensha8) September 17, 2017
— My Take Gh (@MyTake_Gh) September 19, 2017
New Dance wave all the way from Ghana 🇬🇭 ||
From Belgium 🇧🇪 😂😂😂😭😭
— AfroBea (@AfroBeaa) September 17, 2017
— AIM®🇬🇭 (@aim6inches) September 17, 2017
New trending Crazy Dance #Onecorner
You will need Verna for this 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/eclsMeqdsm
— Verna Water (@verna_water) September 17, 2017
The One Corner dance has been banned with immediate effect! What a silly dance. Smh pic.twitter.com/cnbJU7fwiq
— ken (@kenlokko) September 17, 2017
Once again, WHY?
My thoughts when I see the one corner dance videos pic.twitter.com/PFM597Qg9k
— Anthony Owusu-Ansah (@OwusuAnsah_) September 24, 2017
The way Nigerians have hijacked this One Corner Dance
Mr Eazi in his next interview will be like: “Ghana influenced Nigerian Dance Industry” pic.twitter.com/oZHKhrSavo
— Ibadan Lord 🇳🇬 (@degostee) September 29, 2017
If you're Nigerian doing the one corner dance...You're cancelled!
— BELLAMY (@bellolamide) September 29, 2017
This One Corner dance is where we draw the line.
— Mastermind (@Mastermind1808) September 29, 2017