Nov. 22, 2012 12:04PM EST
Wednesday Addams Do Not Trust The Pilgrims Thanksgiving speech.
<p>This time every year we like to remind our readers that <strong>Wednesday Addams</strong> aka "Pocahontas" is the sh*t:</p><p></p><blockquote>You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.<p>Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations.</p><p>Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs.</p><p>We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides.</p><p>You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.</p><p>My people will have pain and degradation.</p><p>Your people will have stick shifts.</p><p>The gods of my tribe have spoken, they have said "Do not trust the pilgrims."</p></blockquote>
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